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Tuesday, May 8, 2012

I know stupid people #3

and I am not just bragging.  Ironically, a friend of Samantha of this post.  
So this guy dropped out of school after first year.  He is now working in a meat packing plant.  He's talking to me and Sam about how hard life is now that he is in the "real world", yeah because my world is just so Fluffy.  
Obviously this guy has never learned the meaning of the word "literally", but he thinks it is a great word to stress his point.

"I fractured my knee cap three weeks ago.  I still have not had a day off to get x-rays."  Okay, I'm smelling bullshit, because there is no way you can work a very physical job with a fractured fucking knee.  But anyway.... "No literally I could not walk."  Yet he worked.... hmmm.

"Literally I was dying."  No, because you lived.

"It's so cold I literally got carpal tunnel syndrome like the week I started."  Yeah, dude, if you got carpal tunnel syndrome I would not blame a few days of working in the cold, but maybe time to lay off the porn.

So after (yeah, I'm mean), I said to Sam if the guy said literally again I was going to deafen myself with a pencil.  

"I didn't see what being able to read had to do with it either."

"No, Sam that is LITERACY.  He said literally."
 
"I don't know what that word means."

11 comments:

  1. Ouch!! Just spat hot coffee into my lap! Thanks for making me laugh and getting third degree burns.

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    1. Revenge for the spawn's "anal leakage" comment.

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  2. wow! That's pathetic! That someone growing up in a country where education is free, chooses to drop out and doesn't know what the word literally means, yet uses it throughout his whole post. Yeah Jamie, he's stupid!

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    1. Education free? Not here, believe me. But yeah, he's dumb, but he takes himself so very hard-core seriously.

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  3. I love this post, you're really funny xD

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  4. Haha xD how the heck can someone even be that foolish, this cheered up my day !

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  5. stupid people still make me feel superior to the person i thought i was before realizing how many idiots there are out there.

    thanks, dummies!

    and thanks- mr. smartie!

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    1. Hey Vi, just think of how stupid the average person is, then realize that half the people are stupider than that:)

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  6. Are you sure his mom did not drop his head on a "lit-ter" box?
    I have to salute your patience, love.

    I would have "literally" really dislocated his kneecap before he said his next line!

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