He may only be 2, but holy shit is the kid bright.
First: He plays chess. No, not he plays with the pieces... he fucking knows the names of each piece (sadly his older brother can not claim the same, but castle and horse should BE what they are called), how each piece moves. He hasn't won any games yet, but hell, I've never won against my dad either. So sadly our records are kind of tied.
Second: My mother is on him about ordering things for himself. Expressing himself. On a flight home the flight attendant asked my mother what he wanted to drink he replied "Pepsi, no ice, please".
Third: He is nobody's fool. While in my car he started playing with the window button. Up, down, up, down, up, down.... you get it. Well when I was able to distract him with horses I clicked on the window lock. When he went back to the window and gave a sigh of frustration I said "SOrry, they must be broken", he glared at me and replied "No you locked them like Daddy does."
Finally: When we aren't sure what he is and is not allowed to do he will say "Mommy says yes" or "Mommy says no", as to what he is usually allowed. When my mother told him he had to have a nap. "Mommy says no." "I am Mommy you little shit."
Close Case-man, but no cigar. That was a rookie error. You can't uses mommy says on mommy.
First: He plays chess. No, not he plays with the pieces... he fucking knows the names of each piece (sadly his older brother can not claim the same, but castle and horse should BE what they are called), how each piece moves. He hasn't won any games yet, but hell, I've never won against my dad either. So sadly our records are kind of tied.
Third: He is nobody's fool. While in my car he started playing with the window button. Up, down, up, down, up, down.... you get it. Well when I was able to distract him with horses I clicked on the window lock. When he went back to the window and gave a sigh of frustration I said "SOrry, they must be broken", he glared at me and replied "No you locked them like Daddy does."
Finally: When we aren't sure what he is and is not allowed to do he will say "Mommy says yes" or "Mommy says no", as to what he is usually allowed. When my mother told him he had to have a nap. "Mommy says no." "I am Mommy you little shit."
Close Case-man, but no cigar. That was a rookie error. You can't uses mommy says on mommy.
