Monday, July 9, 2012


so, I got home, c was gone.  yeah my best friend Jake came to get me.  He got C.  what kind of an ass-hole am I to be jealous?  of who?  Damned if I know.

Tuesday, July 3, 2012

c's food poisoning

So for a bit i tried to listen to him telling me he was fine.  But fuck, have you heard your love fucking throwing up shit his Great  Great Great Great Great Great Great grandfather ate?   shit, it was nasty, so I stayed and spent two days cleaning puke from EVERYTHING.  oh my fucking god, I have never seen anyone that fucking sick,  Not ever.
C only threw up 8 times today.  Tomorrow he thinks he may be okay for work... I think not.

Monday, July 2, 2012

LOL, yeah, sure you read my profile sooooo fucking well

I am not exactly in the closet, yet still....

I am lovely girl Juliana,i drop at your profile,And I love what i saw there, i believe we can get acquainted if it interest you get back to me and more,i am
cute,Accommodate,caring,Affectionate and very lively,I am of
the school of thought that believes in the maxim that says It is good to love And be Loved.Love should be sharing ,True,Honest and caring.I need a man who posses all this Attributes and Qualities.I have all the Qualities that a man
desires and Craves in a woman.You can contact me direct to my email address here for me to send you my pictures ok,Please contact me direct to my private Emai

My reply: Yeah, I'm gay.  I doubt you have anything I crave.

Hello dear

How are you doing today, i hope every things is OK with you as its my

pleasure to contact you after viewing your profile in this site( which really interest in me having communication with you,if you will have the desire with me so that we can get to know each other better and see what will happen in future. i will be very happy if you can write me through my email for easiest communication and to know all about each other OK,

here is my email. i will be waiting to hear from you,

your new friend Cynthia.

I wrote back a kind of nice to meet you but barking up the wrong tree here.  Obviously she never even bothered to read my reply before yelling back


Sometimes I really hate social media when it is not being used as social media.  No, I am not going to pay for your nudes.... reason one: I have an internet connection, I can see all the nudes I want.  Second, if you took 30 seconds to actually look at my profile you would know you are not my fucking type.

Sunday, July 1, 2012

Only in my town

So, I'm in line at the corner store to pick up some milk.  A head of me is a old woman.  I mean old.  Hump on shoulder, gotta be 85 if she is a day.  She is getting two bongs.  Yes, bongs.  REALLY?  I was wondering if maybe she just thought they were lovely artistic pieces.... then I notice she is also buying a shit load of candy, and some chips, prepared for the munchies.  LOL!  I guess some things you never out grow.

I had to laugh at this one, to all those idiots on facebook twitter and blogger who say they will move to Canada if Obama is re-elected.