I recently read a very funny blog, but in all honesty felt the need to defend my fellow man.
sometimes I wish I were a guy
First off, the guys that do worry about things like manscaping and dressing get absolutely ZERO encouragement from you ladies out there. I often hear girls say thing like "I don't want to be in a relationship where he is the pretty one" or "I don't want to be with any guy who takes longer in the bathroom than me". Admit it, you've said those lines, usually after seeing a hot guy who obviously took the time to be just that, hot. PLUS you encourage the opposite.
See this guy probably gets laid. You wonder why gay guys take care of themselves? Because we date other guys. Guys are brutal when it comes to not cutting the people we date slack. Now this guy probably has a wife or girlfriend that is too nice to tell him the truth. Get a fucking haircut, it is no longer the 80s, buy some fucking big boy clothes, and lose about 40 pounds. All of this he would be told 3 minutes into a gay bar. So if you want guys to look better, reward those who do take the time and don't let the ones who don't get laid.
sometimes I wish I were a guy
First off, the guys that do worry about things like manscaping and dressing get absolutely ZERO encouragement from you ladies out there. I often hear girls say thing like "I don't want to be in a relationship where he is the pretty one" or "I don't want to be with any guy who takes longer in the bathroom than me". Admit it, you've said those lines, usually after seeing a hot guy who obviously took the time to be just that, hot. PLUS you encourage the opposite.
