Sunday, October 28, 2012

*le sigh*

I have had a couple crappy weeks.  C got his cast off and is now just using a brace.  This should be good news right?  Except that he is snatching up all the hours he can, including travel jobs.  I hate that.  I am not a fan of being alone at night.  I babysat on Saturday, and if not for Chloe I doubt I would have bothered to go back home.  Sitting at home in front of the television.  I also managed to get really drunk sitting there alone, how pathetic is that?

   On the upswing he is back tonight.  

I took CJ to see Seven Psychopaths; on the condition he tells my parents I took him to see Hotel Transylvania.  H e'll rat me out, I know, but still, I  could not sit through another kid's movie.  

Sometimes it is easier to ask for forgiveness rather than permission.  And to tell you the truth there was not much in it that justified a 18A rating.  And not that shit hot of a movie.  If you saw the trailer, well then you saw the funny parts.  But still.... not a cartoon.  Sometimes you gotta make those tough choices.  Lets see, two hours of sitting through a kids movie, or your mom being pissed that your 13 year old brother saw something that can be seen as borderline inappropriate.  He was raised in the same house I was.  Nothing in this movie was going to shock him.  Besides, I don't live at home anymore, LOL.

Here is hoping this week goes a bit better.

Saturday, October 13, 2012

My reply to Brie

I recently read a very funny blog, but in all honesty felt the need to defend my fellow man.
sometimes I wish I were a guy

First off, the guys that do worry about things like manscaping and dressing get absolutely ZERO encouragement from you ladies out there.  I often hear girls say thing like "I don't want to be in a relationship where he is the pretty one" or "I don't want to be with any guy who takes longer in the bathroom than me".  Admit it, you've said those lines, usually after seeing a hot guy who obviously took the time to be just that, hot.  PLUS you encourage the opposite.

See this guy probably gets laid.  You wonder why gay guys take care of themselves?  Because we date other guys.  Guys are brutal when it comes to not cutting the people we date slack.  Now this guy probably has a wife or girlfriend that is too nice to tell him the truth.  Get a fucking haircut, it is no longer the 80s, buy some fucking big boy clothes, and lose about 40 pounds.  All of this he would be told 3 minutes into a gay bar.  So if you want guys to look better, reward those who do take the time and don't let the ones who don't get laid.

Tuesday, October 9, 2012

First World Problems

It is a common joke to me and my friends when one of us unthinking makes a very stupid whine we all laugh "First world problems".  You know, like complaining how long the cases take to come in for the new iPhone.  Or bitching about how slow your wifi is when you are on your PS3, your iPhone and your lap top all at once.  (Like me right now).  

This cracked me up:D

Saturday, October 6, 2012

Liebster Award

So... I was rather confused by grateful none-the-less to Nicole from for this.  My confusion, lol, was the others I was grouped with.  It amused me.

Mostly Christian mom blogs, and me:D

The Rules1. You must list 11 things about yourself.
2. Answer 11 questions put to you by the person awarding you.
3. Choose up to 11 bloggers with less than 200 followers and list their questions.
4. Go to your nominees' pages and inform them of the nominations.
5. No tag backs.

Let's get started....

About me
1.  I am in school to be a veterinarian.
2.  I have two younger brothers on my mom's side who I am crazy about, and one on my father's side I am not.
3.  I have a huge crush on Jonathan Rhys Meyer.  He's on my freebie list.
4.  I have a best friend I have literally known my entire life.  (My mom and his parents were very close, they took him at three months old to see me the day I was born)
5.  I've been with my boyfriend for over a year and a half.
6.  I've never smoked or taken drugs.  But I love to drink.
7.  I have a framed fake ID my best friend got me at 16.
8.  I had every intention of dropping out of high school at 16, and stayed because of the co-op I had at 15.  Gave me my life dream.
9.  I got a tongue ring.
10.  I've lived in the same city my entire life.
11. I am a fabulous cook.

Questions from Patricia

1. What is your favorite color? Purple
2. What is your blog about? just more like an on line journal
3. What is your favorite season? Autumn
4. Why did you become a blogger? I was bored.
5. What is your favorite movie?  Milk
6. What do you like to do in your spare time?  Club, dance, drink, I am a party boy.
7. If you could move anywhere, where would you go?  Toronto, I love my country, so I would never live anywhere else, but a bigger city with a Village worth mentioning.
8. Horses or Cows?  Horses, except if you mean to eat, then I would say cow.
9. What inspired your blog?  nothing at all, 
10. Do you think abortion should be legal?  yes, free and on demand.
11. Are you religious?  No, I am an atheist.

1.  How old are you?
2.  What's your magic number? (number of people you had sex with)
3.  How old were you when you lost your virginity?
4.  What is your most embarrassing moment?
5.  What did you want to be when you grew up when you were a kid?
6.  What is your dream job now?
7.  If you had to have plastic surgery what would you get done?
8.  Who is the most embarrassing member of your family?
9.  What was the meanest thing you ever did to anyone?
10.  What is your favorite food?
11. Favorite flavor of lube?

Go ahead, anyone who dares to answer, I'll tag you.  Any takers?

Bad Blogger!

I know, I know.  I've been a very bad blogger.  I have no excuse.  I guess my blogging mojo has been bored to sleep with all my studying.  School sucks.  I hate it.  I miss my interactive college life.  I miss my friends.  I know, it is not supposed to be some party... but it was:'(  I hate, hate, HATE most of my classmates.  One would think that with our life aspirations pretty on par with each other there would be so much common ground.  NOT.  First off 75% are female, which should be good with me.  I've never had a problem with hanging with the girls.  LOL, I remember a particular video in which Psycho Basher called the kid Jamie:D

LOL, yep, still funny.

Anyway, I am in hell.  A hell surrounded by vegans.  I need to find some real people to hang out with.

I went to dinner at my mom and dad's with C, and "early Thanksgiving" thing.  CJ got glasses, and he hates them.  I just said "But do you see better?"
   "Yeah, before the glasses I thought you were white."  I thought my mother was going to choke she was laughing so hard.  Smart ass runs in my family:D

Off topic but interesting fact:  Clenching your left fist represses your gag reflex.  Ah, the tips I get from Google+.  Thanks Chuck, I'm sorry I doubted you.