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Tuesday, March 13, 2012

I know stupid people #2

And I'm not just bragging.  I have a friend named Jason.  Now Jason is a really nice, NICE guy.  Totally open, and has the best sense of humor, even when the jokes are directed at him.  And he is totally clueless when it comes to girls.  He maybe (okay he is) DAMN hot, he could not get a serious girlfriend until recently.  Him and his girlfriend have been together for 3 months.  I think the reason she is able to put up with him is she is a preschool teacher, so being around people all day, every day, who have no social boundaries, Jason sticks out less.
   Now their first fight....

She came home with an embarrassing problem really upset.  So with jokes and teasing he got her to talk and they laughed together... all was right with the world.  Then before he goes to bed Jason, thinking to spread his humor wrote on Facebook : Jason ------ thinks it is really funny that his girlfriend has head lice.

She did not see it until her lunch break.  Now Jason has, well over 500 FB friends.  Friends at school, mutual friends of the couple, friends at his work, friends at her work, his extended family, the list goes on and on.  He cannot understand why she is mad.  REALLY.  He is not playing dumb.  To his mind, since they were talking about it, laughing about it, why could he not let anyone and everyone else in on the joke.

"Really, she got mad at that?" I said
"I know right,"  some people are just completely clueless.

17 comments:

  1. Hahaha! And he couldn't get a serious girlfriend before because...?

    Oh my lord, I just thought, it's a good thing that she didn't confide in him that she had pubic lice!

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    1. LOL, yep, probably for the same reason. I would never tell him anything you did not want everyone else under the sun to know.

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  2. Guess some people see things as no big deal to share while others want to enjoy them as in-jokes just between each other. Hope it all works out for both of them!

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    1. I guess I just wonder who thinks this was a sharing joke? :P

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  3. Oh wow that is bad,hope he can figure out not to share so much :) Maybe she should tell/explain to him about secrets O_o

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    1. I'm thinking he may have to wait for his next girlfriend.

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  4. ummm, if you like the show "30 Rock" go watch the show from Season 3, Episode 15 "TheBubble"
    I have a feeling you'll love it. And show the lady pal too!

    It is all about the oblivion of said "beautiful" people. tards, most of 'em!

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    1. OMG, Violet, I've never seen that show before. That was ridiculously funny.

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    2. also to look up:
      Julie Brown's song "I like Em Big 'N' Stupid"
      play it for the lady pal too.

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  5. Well I'll be ... a pretty dumb 'tard for real!

    Are you sure his Mummy did not drop him on his head when he was an infant? seems strange that his hemispheres are completely disconnected.
    Oh well, at least he's purdy! hahahaha

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  6. He would of got a brand new title "Ex" and the headlice, ha ha ha, that is funny. If I was him, I'd also be careful that she is not waiting for a better day to put him 'right in it' as revenge!

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    1. I cannot even imagine a revenge that bad.

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  7. I'm afraid if I were his girlfriend, I'd have committed a felony of some sort.

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  8. Hmmm...I just..I just can't...no words. LOL I actually know a few people like him and for some reason they gravitate towards me(I'm too nice).
    Has she since forgiven him??

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    1. Yep, she has. I don't know how, or why, but they are back together. Though he has not learned a thing and last week was telling us about some very private stuff.

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