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Tuesday, September 11, 2012

A broken wrist versus a broken nail...

   Okay, so we went to a stag party on Friday night.  People were totally shit-faced.  So C and I were sitting on the side of the balcony.  One of the shitfaced masses fell into my stool knocking me forward into the table. The table which was metal came down until it stopped on the metal railing of the balcony.  Our ears were spared the horrendous noise of metal on metal by C's arm.  There was however  a very loud snap of bone on metal.  There is nothing quite like being slightly more than slightly drunk in the emergency waiting room.  Anyway, today C has to go to get on his hard cast.
   Thankfully the story ends that no one else was hurt.  Except for Ali.  It was Sunday morning she whined at me that she broke a nail.  So every time C complains about his wrist I just tell him to think of poor Ali's manicure.


11 comments:

  1. Ouch....... broken nails suck :)

    I hope C heals quickly you'll have to pamper him Jamie.

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    1. He is not really one for being pampered. Now me... I'd milk it for a year.

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  2. Oh my... I hope he feels better very soon, that sounded extremely painful. Oh and a broken nail, that really compares...not... ;)

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  3. Ugh. Sorry to hear of C's wrist.

    Not to be all Mother Hen-ish, but I wanna make sure you/he knows about this: http://www.target.com/p/short-arm-cast-protector/-/A-10137090 (<- voice of experience) *Can also be used in case of broken nail*

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    1. That is awesome. Him trying to wrap his right arm using his left was... amusing. I am a horrible person, but he told me three times he did not need help, so my amusement was almost guilt free:D

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  4. Gha, I hate broken nails. Oh, and poor C ;)

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  6. Oh No.... I really hope that C's wrist is much better now and it could have been worse - with a metal table. Jamie, I'm sure you gave the emergency room staff a good laugh telling the story in a half drunk state...

    Ah, the broken nail. Can't fault a woman for complaining, nails are important things jamie. I bet she's still looking for the missing bit. ha ha ha

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