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Saturday, October 13, 2012

My reply to Brie

I recently read a very funny blog, but in all honesty felt the need to defend my fellow man.
sometimes I wish I were a guy

First off, the guys that do worry about things like manscaping and dressing get absolutely ZERO encouragement from you ladies out there.  I often hear girls say thing like "I don't want to be in a relationship where he is the pretty one" or "I don't want to be with any guy who takes longer in the bathroom than me".  Admit it, you've said those lines, usually after seeing a hot guy who obviously took the time to be just that, hot.  PLUS you encourage the opposite.

See this guy probably gets laid.  You wonder why gay guys take care of themselves?  Because we date other guys.  Guys are brutal when it comes to not cutting the people we date slack.  Now this guy probably has a wife or girlfriend that is too nice to tell him the truth.  Get a fucking haircut, it is no longer the 80s, buy some fucking big boy clothes, and lose about 40 pounds.  All of this he would be told 3 minutes into a gay bar.  So if you want guys to look better, reward those who do take the time and don't let the ones who don't get laid.

13 comments:

  1. Straight men are really scary. lol

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    1. For real. That's why I refuse to date them:D

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  2. Manscaping?
    i love a man who looks like he's fallen from the pages of a magazine, and I do tell my other half to throw away his tatty clothes lose some weight shave more often ! Holly crap I'm a nag :)
    I have a few gay friends and the men take care of themselves much more than the women, the majority of my lesbien friends dress and look like the photo of the guy on your post, I tried to get my friend carol to buy a dress for a night out, she looked at me like I just ran over her cat! Each to their own.

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    1. Kiki, I don't want to alarm you, but I think you may be a gay man;)

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  3. lol, I'll take that as a compliment Jamie :)

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  4. I hear ya Jamie, I am a straight man but I like to look good. I always wear dress shoes and I like to dress casual with that. Lucky for me I'm no longer available and have been married for the past 18 years. But I still like to take care of myself and look decent.

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  5. there are straight dudes and there are straight men.
    different creatures.
    dudes are gross and make jokes about wife-beating. they may have too much body hair and act like pigs.
    a man takes care to some degree or another. because he cares.
    not a dick-sucking thing.
    and i know plenty of stinky-ass bears out there who look like captain caveman and smell like ass.
    there is something for everyone...

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  6. Jamie I have to agree with you on one point: if a guy takes longer than me in the bathroom, it annoys me :) that being said, I still want him to take care of himself and look good, and trust me I give a lot of feedback, maybe sometimes too much. He just needs to be able to look good .... faster :) then I am satisfied
    Now about not wanting to be with a guy prettier than you, I think it might be because a lot of women are not so confident and they worry about their pretty man attracting ladies. That's pretty sad. I want the guy I am with to turn heads, it makes me feel even prettier ...

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  7. Haha, this was funny Jamie... thanks for posting this:)

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