Tuesday, July 30, 2013


I could not find a pic of one on the neck, hopefully that means there is only one guy quite that pathetic out there.
So what is the biggest douche bag tattoo you have ever seen?  I mean the one that would have you breaking off friendships, deny the best sex of your life, deny a family member.  I saw a guy on the weekend, who, in large letters on his neck were the stylized words "Hard Core".  Really, a clear cut sign that he was not.  What the fuck was he thinking?  He may as well have "low self-esteem" or "small penis" branded on his forehead.

I swear to god, to represent his true nature:

Now do not get me wrong, I love the expression of self in tattoos.  It is when people use them in place of an actual personality, or like they are an accomplishment in themselves that I think, FUCK ME, have you got your priorities screwed up.
Because I get my self esteem off being a canvas for someone else's art.


  1. I have never had a tattoo but I am getting a small heart on the inside of my breast... I think it would be cool and not too showy. Now that I have turned 50, I have broken out... lol

  2. I thought the idea of a tattoo is pretty cool..except I a huge chicken when it comes to the needles and the pain..*cluck*

  3. To answer your question, a swastika tattoo is the biggest douche bag tattoo I've ever seen. I'd like to be able to say that nothing would make me turn away a family member, but neo Nazis/neo Nazi-enablers and I just don't mesh.