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Thursday, March 8, 2012

A day full of fail

Last night I drank way too much.  I don't mean "I drank a little too much", I mean I drank like a fucking idiot.  Feeling like shit today, not because of hangover, pretty sure I fall under the category of still drunk.  I took a bus in to school today for that reason.  I felt like shit because I have no idea what I did.  C was at work.  I never drink alone.  Somehow being reassured of what an asshole you were last night by eye witnesses at hand is a lot easier than not knowing at all.  I woke in bed.  I was passed out, er, I mean sleeping by the time C got home.  My morning was spent honing my investigative skills.  No phone calls on my iPhone, this is good.  No posts (that I can find) on social sites.  I check my ereader.   Duhn, duhn, duhn... three chapters ahead of where I remember leading off.  I appears I spent my drunken hours reading....

Oh the humiliation.

Then yesterday....Oh, the shame. I went by my old work to pick up my T4 tax form. As I stand there I'm chatting to one of my old bosses a client walks in. Being in the familiar atmosphere of my old job I just click "ON" to work mode. "Hi, how are we doing today?" with a great big friendly ass smile on my face. Of course to this guy I was a total stranger, unconnected with the clinic. I turned around quickly. "Stop hitting on our clients," my ex- boss says. "I can't believe I did that," face palm. I usually answer that straight guy bullshit "I'm okay with gay guys so long as they don't hit on me" by saying "Why would we?"  No doubt this guy thinks I was doing exactly that.  No dude, I'm just a loser who forgot he doesn't work here anymore.

Last, wow, yesterday was a harsh day,

My friend broke up with his boyfriend of about a month, then got mad a day later seeing him in "MY club".  How dare he?  And with his new fuck buddy.  *Sigh*  It is hard to be supportive when your friend is being an idiot.  You broke up, get over it.  Gay bars are vile places for the newly broken heart. There is something about a room full of all your past mistakes that make you feel more lonely.  Oh, wait.... is that guy new?  

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  1. Reading *chuckles* did you dust ?

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    1. OMG, could you imagine? My mother goes into stores and starts straightening hangers:D

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  2. Hey, I'm reading that book too...

    Oh God, does this mean I'm gay?!

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    1. Yes it does. Now here is your secret decoder ring and a pair of assless chaps. Welcome to the club:P

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    2. Hey this decoder ring doesn't fit... Oh wait, it goes on my finger. Oh, well that explains that.

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  3. hunger games.. anything like crying games???

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    1. LOL, I've never watched the crying game, but given it's depiction in Ace Ventura:Pet Detective, I would say no.

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  4. #Love This Blog!!!!! Now Subscribed!!!!

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  5. I was laughing all the way through the comments...

    Yep, drunk reading? Just epic.
    Flip is gay. Truth.
    the Hunger Games. Totally rocks!

    Missed you Jamie!

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    1. Hey PB, missed you. MWAH!

      Hunger games was just an okay to me. I did not like Peeta, and I guess could not invest in them. Though I admit i nearly cried when Rue died.

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  6. I MISSED you, friend! So, I don't think I've ever even thought about reading a book while I was drunk... you're your own beast, Jamie...
    xoxox
    Flower

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    1. Hey, Hope all is well with the little one. Yeah, me, I like to walk on the wild side:P

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    2. ohman! she is doing GREAT!!! im back to being a stay at home mom again, so I guess I'll put up all my prewritten blogs and let everyone back into our lives, lol. *spoiler* awesome guy moved in with me... haha. Anyway, love hearing about your wild life, hon!!

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  7. Looking forward to catching up Lace.

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  8. I told my doctor recently that maybe my medications are out of whack, because I felt irritated all the time. She just looked at me and said, Well Caren...there are just so many STUPID people out there." Apparently that's why I'm irritated, lol. Sounds like your ex-boss is one of many.
    You crack me up. I can't wait to read more of your work.

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