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Monday, June 11, 2012

We got robbed

ROBBED!  Yes.  One of the fucking little pricks from upstairs, I am sure.  The little slutty daughter from upstairs keeps bringing these little wannabe gangbangers, and the little fucks are always causing problems in the neighbourhood.  Anyway, little fucker stole dvds, C's laptop, cds and dumped the tea on the floor looking for pot.  Worst part is that he broke a window to come in and put his hands on our shit.  I could give a shit about the stuff, I mean it's not MY laptop.  But I gotta say, if that kid got my laptop and pressed the icon marked porn.... He may come screaming to give it back.  As it is I think if he gets a closer look at the DVD collection he lifted he may be horrified to have some of them in his possession.
Poor Nelson stayed holed up under our bed.  C said this is why we should have a dog.  Does he know nothing of how I spoil my animals?  Has he not seen proof of this.  THIS would be my dog.

*Le sigh*  And a lone disc from the third season of True Blood left in the PS3, which surprisingly was NOT stolen.  WTF?  funny enough I also am a little insulted at what fucker did not lift.

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  1. yikes. At least nobody got hurt.

    Get a cheap webcam ($30 bucks or so), and set it up to take video when you're not home! :)

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    1. Lol, I'm pretty sure it would have been stolen with the laptop in this case, but good idea for the future.

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  2. oh Jamie, that's terrible. I'm so sorry that this happened to you and Chris. BASTARDS! I swear I'd kill if someone stole my shit, especially my DVDs. (Big Ass She-male is a classic) So I'd love to see their faces at the DVDs they did take. Again BASTARDS!

    Does Chris know the serial number for the laptop, so that it can be easily traced?

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  3. It's unbelievable how people can be so callus and steal from another person... I will never understand what is going on in another persons life that could make them do such a horrendous thing.

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    1. Around here actually home invasions are the new crime fad. So a simple smash and grab seems rather tame.

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  4. The correct terminology is that you were burgled, not robbed. A robbery is items taken from a person using violence or the threat of violence. Not that my pedantic hair splitting is going to get you your shit back.

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    1. I 'm pretty sure if I used the word "burgled" I'd get kicked out of Canada. Thefted maybe?

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  5. To have someone come in your home and take your shit is such a violation.

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  6. Now wait a minute, did someone say "burgled?"
    Fine ... am trying to wipe my stupid, goofy smile.
    Seriously, that is so unfortunate. And I really hope that that fuckin' burglar be caught with his hands in the cookie jar and his pants down, literally!
    Glad to hear you guys are ok and Nelson has not been traumatized!
    Good grief!
    PS. Missed you sweetie! <3

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    1. I just really hope he hides it and his mother finds the gay porn under his bed. Best revenge ever:D Missed you too:)

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  7. i'm so sorry. there's nothing worse than not feeling like you're safe in your home. get a fucking pitbull.

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  8. shit... i am gone for a while and read this tragic info- sorry sweetie! sounds like a rough summer!

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