A broken wrist versus a broken nail...

   Okay, so we went to a stag party on Friday night.  People were totally shit-faced.  So C and I were sitting on the side of the balcony.  One of the shitfaced masses fell into my stool knocking me forward into the table. The table which was metal came down until it stopped on the metal railing of the balcony.  Our ears were spared the horrendous noise of metal on metal by C's arm.  There was however  a very loud snap of bone on metal.  There is nothing quite like being slightly more than slightly drunk in the emergency waiting room.  Anyway, today C has to go to get on his hard cast.
   Thankfully the story ends that no one else was hurt.  Except for Ali.  It was Sunday morning she whined at me that she broke a nail.  So every time C complains about his wrist I just tell him to think of poor Ali's manicure.

Why I love my friends

Ali comes over with her friend.... and I don't remember her name.  I blame the two-four.  Anyway, we drank a few, and Ali was showing me this guy she dated while on vacation.  Apparently she met him the first day and they were inseparable.  She shows me this picture of him on the beach.... he was totally fucking hot.  So after I ask her if I can see the picture again.  "Just so I'll remember for later..."
   Ali is laughing like a lunatic and her friend finally got what I said.  "That's a terrible thing to say about a guy your friend likes..." she said with outrage.
   "Aww, don't worry about it.  His boyfriend has been in my spank-bank since the night they met."

Fuck I missed her:D

Waiting...

So it's here, almost.  Thursday will officially be my first day of school.  Well ...again.

So last week was my last week of work, or was supposed to be.  BUT the receptionist in my Uncle's work went on vacation, so I was paid to answer the phone.  That was it.  Just pick up the phone if it rings.  Problem?  I like money... but fuck me, the phone rang MAYBE three times a fucking day.  So for a decent pay, I was bored out of my tree.  My iPhone has been used CONSTANTLY.  Watching every episode of  the first season of Queer as Folk I can find on youtube.  I have come to the conclusion that Brian was a real douche, and I still think he is awesome.  There is something about a truly unrepentant anti-hero you gotta love.

Long weekend, yay!  Jake is back from Europe tomorrow and Ali back in town on Sunday:D  I am so looking forward to this weekend!

I wasn't trying to hurt him

Just scare him.  That was C's explanation.

See he was in the back yard cleaning up the mess from lazy cunt upstairs who just, rather than walk the garbage down the stairs, just chucks it out the window.  That is when he saw it.

God it still stinks in here.  Another shower for C, and I think run the clothes through the washer again. What a fucking idiot.

Letter to a douche bag

Okay, I'm glad you are on vacation.  Good for you.  I'm sure you work hard all year for your three weeks vacation.  Just one little thing....

When you are processing a fucking STUDENT line of credit, and you won't be back until well after the start of the school year, MAYBE put it on the "process before vacation" file.  FUCKING IDIOT!

Bitchy

I am.  Slept 2 hours, feeling like ass, and spoiling for a fight with C, who refuses to be drawn in.  Prick.

BUT....

 

Hopefully she will sleep tonight with her new bed and toys.

C looks at her and says "I feel like crying really loud while SHE tries to sleep."  LMAO.

I have fallen in love with the most beautiful girl

Okay, so one of my fave patients came in today.  She had pups six weeks ago.  She is a gorgeous boxer.  Now if you have never seen a boxer:

Beautiful breed, huh?  She was not supposed to be bred, at all, but it turns out that the .... are you ready for it?  The PUG from next door got in the yard and knocked her up.

Yes, one of these fugly little beasts.  Just...how?   Wow, Impressive little guy.  Very impressive.

Anyway, I was offered this little girl who was supposed to be adopted, but the prospective owners decided she was not pretty enough... WTF?  She is the cutest thing I've ever seen.

Yes, this is the actual pup.  Isn't she fucking beautiful?

Oh, fuck.  C is going to kill me if I bring her home.  But I want.  I know, I know, we both work.  But fuck, other working families get dogs.  I wonder what I will have to do to get C to agree to a dog.

Oh, her name is Chloe.  Isn't that sweet?  She's totally a Chloe.