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Monday, December 5, 2011

Dear auto-correct

As much as I appreciate your much needed help at times... Fuck and duck do not carry the same impact. "I wish this hunt would shut the duck up" I'm sure hunting ducks would shut them up... But it seemed a bit of and odd text to send in the middle of a boring class. Oh and I have not once, and never will use the word "fickers". Please stop using it in place of fuckers. Just to be on the safe side, if it's profanity, it's intended. Always.

13 comments:

  1. It's funny you should say that! My friends came up with the phrase Fuck A Duck for me, instead of Suck A Dick for me, because I'm a lesbian! It was just so strange that it came up with duck instead of fuck! :D

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  2. But, how did your phone know you are a lesbian;). It's funny my friends phone will auto complete "fuck" for her.

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  3. It still cracks me up that cock and anal are interchangeable on my phones predicitive text.

    I maybe need to grow up...

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  4. ps As I am off at the end of the week I will say Merry Christmas and Happy New Year now xxx

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  5. DCG, I am in awe that I know someone who knows that. :D Have a great trip. Wish I could squeeze into your suitcase. You will be missed.

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  6. Too funny. It's neat how even when it auto-corrected not one but two words it still ended up making some sort of sense. LOL.

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  7. I thought that was funny too, because my friend looked at if for a couple minutes then realized what I actually wrote:D

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  8. Hi Jamie, I just wanted to stop by and personally thank you for what you said on the question I posted. I'll admit, I brought all of that crap upon myself, but I really really appreciate what you said. Thanks again. :)

    Madison

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  9. "I wish this hunt would shut the duck up"

    Proper Lol

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  10. I think I will add "hunt" and "duck" into my vernacular rotation.

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  11. @ Flip, LOL, would make for interesting conversations.

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  12. Fuck yeah it's intended! ;-P

    That made me giggle.

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  13. goddam you KNOW i hate autocorrect! they should just put fuck in the dictionary! it's a fucking word we use bitches!

    and while we're at it give us SHIT and give us all the other 4 letter words.

    they

    exist

    let's not pretend eh?

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