The Douche-bag Deterring collar.
What does it do, you ask. Well, it is still in the innovation stage, buut as near as I can see you program this device with the phrases you never want to hear come out of your mouth.
Now there will be defaults like:
"When you have been on the planet as long as I have..." *zap*
"When I was your age..." *zap*
"Kids today just don't listen (or understand, comprehend, etc.)..."*zap*
It amazes me that a generation of "Don't trust anybody over thirty." now shouts it's protests that anyone under 30 are a bunch of out of control hooligans who will not listen and learn from other's mistakes. Show me, please, a single generation that ever has.
So in short, for those of you who do not want to be the people you roll your eyes at today, I am accepting pre-orders. The sooner you begin your training, the easier it will be.
What does it do, you ask. Well, it is still in the innovation stage, buut as near as I can see you program this device with the phrases you never want to hear come out of your mouth.
Now there will be defaults like:
"When you have been on the planet as long as I have..." *zap*
"When I was your age..." *zap*
"Kids today just don't listen (or understand, comprehend, etc.)..."*zap*
It amazes me that a generation of "Don't trust anybody over thirty." now shouts it's protests that anyone under 30 are a bunch of out of control hooligans who will not listen and learn from other's mistakes. Show me, please, a single generation that ever has.
So in short, for those of you who do not want to be the people you roll your eyes at today, I am accepting pre-orders. The sooner you begin your training, the easier it will be.
more spikes please
ReplyDeleteAh, my first order. Spikes it is;)
DeleteYou forgot "because I said so!" I SWORE I'd never say that...and yet...
ReplyDeleteNever had that one but "do as I say not as I do" has always been one that drives me nuts.
DeleteAre you open to investors for equity sharing? lol!
ReplyDeleteL(O)L!
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