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Wednesday, June 1, 2011

As much as you think you know someone....

Chris hates when I call him C. He calls me J, my preference. But he always likes to be called Chris. So I say :"Hey C, you got a bandaid?"
Horrid blisters from a burn on my hand.
"I really wish you would use my fucking name."
Cranky. So damn cranky when he has not enough sleep.
"Sorry, Christopher." I'm tired to, but a fucking sweetheart.
"Christ J. My name is not Christopher. It's Christian. On second thought, C. is better than that." He grimaces as I laugh. "I still prefer Chris."
"alright, cranky."
"I'm not cranky."
"Of course not."
"Asshole."
"I love these pet names" He flips me off. Good thing he's hot.

6 comments:

  1. Booyah! Keep calling him C, ALL THE TIME!♥ hahaha ♥

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  2. Find somebody hot(ter) named "Jay..." problem solved - kind of...?

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  3. Two J's no no no. I do not share well.

    Besides, I'm rather attached to cranky.

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  4. you could pronounce the CH. as in chirp.
    say i love you CH-ris, or CH-ristian...
    see how that goes...

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  5. LMAO, I am so going to do that. I love your idea's Violet. How many people HAVE you driven crazy to date;) You're my hero!

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