Fairy farts

So my brother fancies himself a pagan.

I take him to a pagan gathering and looking at incense he starts to chuckle. Incense sticks named "fairy farts"

"Betcha didn't know you were sitting on a land mine."

I don't know whether I laughed harder at the fact that he mixed up "land mine" and "gold mine" or his sooooo un-PC statement.

Little shit!